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Skwurll
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    Age 30, Male

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    New Yuk

    Joined on 11/11/07

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    Posted by Skwurll - October 20th, 2009


    I made them. For Spanish class, They're GREAT!

    Instead of dulce de leche, I smeared caramel all over them and rolled them in coconut shavings.

    The end result looked a little like this.

    Alfajores


    Posted by Skwurll - August 27th, 2009


    First things first
    You NEED a team with microphones.
    Communication is VITAL

    Second
    Call out any and all findings.
    Remember what I said about communication? This is where that comes into play.
    When you find weapons,ammo,equipment,or health kits, call it out to your team.
    A well supplied team is a successful team.

    Third
    Stay with your team! If you get constricted or pounced, and your team isn't around, you're screwed.
    Also, teammates are great at helping you fight off a horde or tank.

    Fourth
    Use that left trigger!
    If you see a teammate pounced or constricted, don't shoot the hunter/smoker, shove them and THEN shoot.
    It takes a few shots to kill a special infected, by the time they're dead your teammate is down anywhere from 5-20 health. If you see a teammate surrounded by the undead, shove them away and then shoot, you may think you're helping by unloading into the crowd, but you normally do more damage to your team with friendly fire than you're saving them.
    REMEMBER, Shove then Shoot!

    Fifth
    Don't be a dick.
    If you see a teammate pinned, don't mock them while they're down, as you may be relying on them to save your ass from becoming undead cuisine. If you see a team member with low health, and yours is in the green, heal them or give them pills. If you keep them in good health, they can watch your back.

    Sixth
    Use power shots wisely.(There is a glitch that is unpatched so far, it allows you to fire an entire clip worth of ammunition in less than a second. It only works on the Uzi and Assault rifle. To do this glitch, Hold left trigger with your pistol(s) equipped, press Y while holding left trigger, Hold right trigger for a few seconds, then release left trigger.) A power shot can completely destroy a witch if aimed at the head, but be careful, if you miss you're stuck with a reload and a pissed off witch. Power shots chew up a lot of ammo, so don't use them on common infected. An entire team of simultaneous power shots can kill a tank instantly. You should only use power shots on tanks and witches, as they use an entire clip and are insanely overpowered against common infected and special infected.

    Seventh
    Use equipment wisely!
    If you're in the middle of a horde attack, a well placed molotov can turn a "I just shit my pants" moment into a "I just shit my pants laughing" moment. If you're surrounded by a large amount (15+) of zombies, sometimes the best thing to do is throw a molotov at your feet. Don't forget about pipe bombs either, they're great for making a break for it, and if you're low on health, use those pills!

    Eighth
    Don't go idle if you can help it.
    There's no communication with an idle player, and the A.I. does the stupidest things.
    So unless there's something important, don't go idle and let your team down.

    Also, I turn 15 today, Happy birthday to me.


    Posted by Skwurll - August 25th, 2009


    Red button then we'll all go
    INTO THE RIVER BELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOW.

    .
    /* */


    Posted by Skwurll - August 13th, 2009


    I've finally recovered my whistle status. You see, at the beginning of my stay at Newgrounds I blew the whistle on a lot of good flash and marked a lot of fair reviews abusive. This was before I knew the rules for the whistle. By the time I learned of how stupid my actions were, I had dug myself a hole so deep I have spent the last year and a half correcting my mistakes. From now on, I'm only flagging blatantly abusive reviews/flash and leaving the murky stuff untouched. I prefer posting on the BBS anyway.